Lol, this was entertaining. A "FUN" delegate, chief of the department of silliness. Voting in by the marjoriy to perform acts of nonsenes, like a wandering indian holy man, or a 'heyoka', a sacred clown of the native americans, to remind the people life is not so serious, and not to get to entrenched in their thinking. I vote for you with 100% of my soul, but 0% of my stake.
As for alternatives to "peg", how about... 'market-matched', bitUSD matches the price of USD.