To everyone who'll attend a conference in the future:

[D4vegee]

Here's another useful one. None bitcoin specific. more general:

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2005/BS_Generator.htm

[xeroc]

Lol .. very nice .. thx fore sharing

[Mrrr]

This is the ideal tool for any bitcoin related (press) conference:

http://freedomfeens.com/bs/

The Bitcoin Bullshit Generator!

"Well, what if we were to implement colored seed nodes that morph single-transaction escrows into an integrated value-forecasted protocol of instant-confirmation signatures?, that would do the trick, wouldn't it?'. 

Total confusion guaranteed :)