Are the Sex Pistols well known globally? I hope so!
Heard of their album "Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols"? It's brilliant and worth a listen...
Anyway, how about:
Never Mind the Banks, Here's BitSharesPerhaps we could even use the artwork to a degree?
Edit: I love the fact that 'Banks' takes the place of 'Bollocks' (which is British word for testicles, used to mean crap/shitty). And 'Bitshares' replaces 'Sex Pistols' - the punk band!