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Muse/SoundDAC / Re: Creative people! BRANDING FUN TIME
« on: December 12, 2015, 04:21:22 pm »
bravo!!


but i personally will uniquely pronounce it "moos-tosh" so as to subliminially reveal to the females in heat my true orgasmic inducing capabilities

(can i get some SPERM up in here?!)

NOW where did all our competitors go?


oh, yeah

of course

we have none

in our competitive business space

Monopoly anyone?





oh and i forgot to add a translation for my virgins out there who promised to sell me their MUSE.

an "orgasm" is what happens when a feminine touches herself

don't worry though Mr. MUSE salesman,  she won't be touching you because most likely, she likes men with money,  and power. such as those who have an active financial business interest in an industry. the sex industry especially

Pimps are just shareholders in the sex industry

chicks that they own are their "shares"

Therefore, by spock logic, if I own MUSE, and you can contact a hooker through this revolutionary peer to peer smartchain, then I am

bitPimpin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoqrgc_0cM


so
hows this for branding

MUSE

"fuck music.....i'd rather FUCK"

fuck the SPERM you kids r sending on each other, can anybody out there pour a little PUSSY on me?

MUSE Made prostitution legal through the perfect trust (that you are not a cop) that Satoshi gave us which is called a blockchain. Thank you Satoshi, for getting me laid.

MUSE - blockchain proven whores and blockchain proven johns

MUSE - let the (sex)games begin ( and the drug games too of course) ( I hear there's money in that little industry too)

oh yeah, and thanks Cob for giving us the tools to do our jobs well

Cob - providing more Jobs than the POTUS since 2016

yeah i said it

Cob provides jobs

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Muse/SoundDAC / Re: Creative people! BRANDING FUN TIME
« on: December 12, 2015, 03:58:40 pm »
Of course Cob is just leading you squares to the obvious conclusion without publicly slandering his personal artist coin's image.


here let me translate his verbage for the uninitiated

because the truth is that not many people are thinking about computers and video games 24/7 like you techies.

so because Cob has a reputation to maintain, please allow me to play the role of Mr. Obvious for you pre pubescent instant permanent  frend-zones


because this is obviously a great idea to diversify to include theatre stars comedians majicians sports heroes acrobats ventriloquists mimes and street actors and maybe celebrity uber drivers dopemen vaccuum salesmen jehovas witnesses door to door salesmen dance teachers or anybody who likes to interact or entertain people

ooh ooh ooh

and how could i foget


my favorite type of entertainers of all time



dancers



the exotic kind


that hook


th ultimate peer to peer interaction


i hear that this new fangled industry called "sex" is pretty popular

what do the rest of you think


do you like the "sex"?

or have you nerds never heard of it

ps
pm me if you are one of the virgins trying to sell your MUSE (the REAL sexcoins). but whatever you do before you sell me your MUSE just dont touch your wang with anythang


see ya later



masterbaters






here's a big tip from the worlds first marketing agency that was formed in the year 1723


 (BC)

sex sells

so make the name imply sex and fucking but of course do not call it fuckoin

now continue


did ya feel that?

no

not the hard on there one eyed willie.

thats what it feels like to know that you are about to get rich by disintermediating the 1.2 zillion dollar fucking industry

MUSE does not prohibit any type of artist coin

you might not find debbie hot box on Cob's peertracks site, but you sure as shit can buy her local glory hole titbits on the MUSE blockchain directly

carry on hard on's

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you said it, we are now the New York Stock Exchange of smart coins!

You and anyone can now purchase equity in any smart coin market simply by providing liquidity!

These markets are not only unique but PUBLIC!!!!!

Get on this ASAP (agree on a payout incentive structure that not only attracts liquidity providers but protects against spam while still puttng some in the BTS community coffers

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Technical Support / BM spikes the Kool Aid - jumpstartng our stalled car
« on: December 05, 2015, 01:38:01 pm »
I can't believe nobody's talking about the last mumble after BM's latest bomb drops:

make the bitGold and other markets in USD (because BTS are used to get the USD). He is absolutely correct because we have been looking at this all wrong by asking our customers to trust us twice at first ("trust bitGold and trust BTS) instead of just once (trust that bitGold wont die, we know that you already trust USD")

So se have been trying to walk before we are even crawling. This is obvious now that NuBits just showed us how it's done (Nubits owners could care less about NuShares). So the least we can do is learn from those who have succeeded and build our markets in USD (what people are comfortable with) before building parallel markets in BTS (bitSilver/BTS) (bitBTC/BTS)

What bitcoin holder of bitBTC wants to reference a coin that they feel is their competitor!

No they want to trade bitcoins against USD (bitUSD if course which has to be created with BTC , but we all realize now in hindsight that Nubits owners care as much about NuShares as bitcoin holders care about BTS)

Did anybody else besides BM and I just have a "why the hell did it take me so long to figure that hindsighr out, its only 2016 and im obviously not as smart as i think i am)

Plus, if you want to build or make a market in BTS like bitBTC/BTS then you should get future dividends for providing liquidity today.

Yes, because no start up company should be taking profits, they need to reinvest them like Amazon.

The Onceuponatime paying to develop the anon market idea brilliance obviously spawned the:

"coax Erlich Bachman to get his stored wealth out of his bitUSD shorts and make a bitPorkBelly/BTS market (by me providing liquidity today at a financial loss to reap future cuts of those market fees in the future)

We need growth today more than profits. Come on, now code me an offer I can't refuse and i will sell my bitAssets and make a market, but make it worth my time and money.

If you succeed, then the gold rush here can REALLY begin, if you know what I mean.

Yup, there it is:

What market are YOU going to invest in?

What markets do YOU tthink are going to big in the future?

Those are the markets you will make and maybe lose money in today, but reap rewards tomorrow when they hit the big time.

This is the MUSE model of investing in what Artist coin markets you think are going to be hot first and then getting rewarded simply because you were there FIRST. Why should MUSE and NuShares have all the fun?

Congratulations BM for being the first to realize that we are not always the best at everything and taking a page out of the book of NuBits which frankly we all should have paid a little more respect to in retrospect

Obviou$ly

You BTS holders who are crying for some liquidity in your markets?

Well then offer me some real financial incentives and I will trade in my highly collateralized bitUSD positions to provide you with what it is you say you want most right now

Here I am

your futur market maker, and my money is already in your ecosystem. 



just not in the positions that will benefit you right now, if ever

if you liked the onceuponatime idea


this is the exact same idea

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General Discussion / Re: Smart Coins & Forced Settlement
« on: December 03, 2015, 05:03:35 am »
here, I think you took a wrong turn back there

www.nubits.com

notice they advertise themselves as a "stable value" coin not "face value guaranteed"

tell them we said "hi"

and that not only is bitUSD simply  "stable" but "guaranteed face value" unlike any other coin in the history of the world

but then again, what do greedy under collateralized speculators care of "mindless" world history and the pursuit of the unprecedented

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General Discussion / Re: Smart Coins & Forced Settlement
« on: December 03, 2015, 04:01:59 am »
what's the problem?

can't seem to waste enough of BM's time?

bitUSD is a crypto with a solid $1 price floor. it's that simple.

who pays the price (guaranteed liquidity) which allows for this unique store of value to exist?

dumb shorts who try to get away with posting little to no collateral (smart shorts post adequate collateral)

anyone else getting hurt here besides wealthy speculators who can afford such low collateralized gambles?

nope

so why should we have to listen to rich kids cry? can we have a separare forum page for low collateralized shorts who took a gamble trying to get something for nothing (rich quick) and lost?
 
please? I'll donate to fund it, because this wasting of BM's time is getting out of hand Mr. Speculator.

So now that the Transwire's grand opening bitCNY sale has ended, can we please let BM get back to doing productive shit like making our bond market or anon feature and quit bitching about the pigs that get slaughtered?  it happens by definition.

If you want a Nubitz clone, make one and issue it as a UIA, otherwise back to work. Lunch break is over.

bitUSD is simply a private key that allows you to store US dollars on it, and still sleep easy knowing that you can always sell them for face value

what is bitUSD?

face value USD

does any other USD crypto token guarantee "face value"?

no?

well I'm just glad that I live in a world where a face value USD crypto token exists.

bitUSD guarantees face value

Anybody here who wants to give up our first mover advantage on a

GUARANTEED FACE VALUE USD CRYPTO

must be working for the competition. Crybabies please go back to NuBitz and leave the talent alone. They are busy building shit like

the world's first and only FACE VALUE GUARANTEED CRYPTO usd

can we move on now please?

because "Face Value Coin" is not going anywhere. you can compete with it, and I wish you luck, but the cat is now out of th bag, and it aint going back. BTW, have you tried sending bitcoin lately? It's fucking caveman coin. Sorry, but no, we are not going backwards here. FVC is here to stay.

and no shit FVC costs more than a buck to buy. Why? Because it can be sold for "FV guaranteed"

derp

now somebody please delete these crying threads. they are boring and distracting the new business customers who are just now trying out the wallet for the first time. Remember  your first time?

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we need to protect shorter more, because they provide liquidity.

shorter provides liquidity, but "forced settlement feature" GUARANTEES liquidity.

This allows for maximum security for the product (bitAssets), otherwise, we are no different than Nubits where we continually hope that humans will continue to provide liquidity for our product instead of having the guaranteed liquidity that the "forced settlement" feature provides through the power of the robotic banker (smartchain).

This feature is what makes us unique and the most secure (least counterparty risk) bitAsset on the planet (no matter what country you are from)



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Muse/SoundDAC / Re: MUSE Price Discussion
« on: November 25, 2015, 07:37:45 pm »
it's a UIA, not a pegged asset, so you have to do it the old fashioned way:

borrow some from your trusted friend, sell it on the open market, then return the shares at a later date.

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Muse/SoundDAC / Re: MUSE blockchain information site
« on: October 23, 2015, 06:15:59 pm »
you ask permission "of" anyone not "to" anyone down in the black text on white background section  with the pillars

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General Discussion / Re: 328,028 BTS Reduction in Supply since 2.0
« on: October 15, 2015, 01:39:39 pm »
Now up to:  590,226  reduction in supply.

Wow! We need a dynamic billboard for this figure to stick on the bitshares home page, and all google ads, pop ups, etc!

and stick one of these right next to it:



Hey, Tuck, this is right up your alley:

"BTS vaporizer"
"BTS anti-debt clock"
"BTS DAC-ometer"

Fuck the BTS/BTC exchange price, I want to see a graph of this wallet total over time

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3 seconds initially, 1 second later on.

If people even want 1 second blocks, really.  It will be voted on, but personally I don't see much benefit of 1 second over 3 second.  Seems like it's just for bragging rights and makes chain bloat.

For real. 10 second blocks seem a bit clunky when trading at times, but 3-5 second blocks are close enough to real time where you start experiencing diminishing returns even for those like myself who are queing up several trades back to back.  Make this parameter a voting parameter and let the masses decide what they want but you can still brag that the capability is there if enough traders want to buy stake and vote 1second block times into office.

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huh?

I'm just saying to anybdy who speaks Mandarin to:

call these guys up and give them the old:

这个是私人账号,表达的一切言论均不代表任何团队和任何人

Translation:

If you cats are simply dropping $500k on Ether just because it has the biggest market cap of all the public crypto 2.0 projects ("Ethereum is definitely the leading project of crypto 2.0 on decentralized applications at the moment" ), then you might want to get on board the BitShares train before we launch our product and hit an old BitShares market cap that just so happens to surpasses the market cap of the "leading project of crypto 2.0"

Personally, my Mandarin need work.


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http://www.coindesk.com/china-wanxiang-blockchain-50-million-fund/

From the article:

"Chao confirmed that, despite interpretations of announcements from the Ethereum project, the $50m fund will seek to support "all crypto 2.0 projects", a comment echoed by Shen.

Ethereum is definitely the leading project of crypto 2.0 on decentralized applications at the moment.

Chao Deng, managing director at Wanxiang-owned subsidiary DataYes, confirmed that the company had completed a purchase of 416,000 ETH, the native token on the Ethereum blockchain, in an total investment of $500,000."



So what are we?  Chopped liver?  Maybe if we announce another round of dilution, and move our goalposts back a few quarters like Ethereum, we will get a lil investor love?  Or maybe these idiots are waiting for our price to appreciate and surpass Ethereum so that they can again purchase the leading crypto 2.0 dapp at the moment (for 3x what they would pay if they did it now)

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General Discussion / Re: Best Selling Option
« on: September 24, 2015, 09:23:01 pm »
what about all witnesses to donate (the first 3 months of bts2.0 existents) their profit's to... immigrants around the world?
Imagine immigrants to say thank you on camera winking with their smart-phones with installed bts2.0 mobile wallets  :)



you know what, that just might be a brilliant idea and i would personally donate to compensate our miners in the process.
The reason why its so brilliant is because this is the type of charitable stuff that our community is going to be doing eventually:

crowd sourced charity (as well as many other positive community actions)

its not a cheap marketing ploy as much as it is us behaving like we are going to behave forever
( weather we are profitible or not)

So, here, here, produce an initiative, set it up and watch the love and generosity from our community pour forth.  What better fanfare for our launch. Lets show the world that we are a dac for the people!

We not only get to show the world what we are about and what we can do, but we are will be making a difference in their lives.   It will be much harder to spin our community motives as selfish from then on. And considering the whole BTS AGS BS that is constantly flying around damaging our reputation and causing us to have a small markt cap and not be able to pay as many nodes as we would like to, this initiative would guarantee that we would have the moral high ground in any "bts people are greedy because of protoshare " or whatever negative press is ailing us.

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General Discussion / Re: Best Selling Option
« on: September 24, 2015, 08:17:43 pm »
but if the problem gets fixed and all we did was suffer some downtime, then how are my shares insecure of being stolen?

If our core forum members have been setting up a long elaborate con here to steal a few bucks and ruin their rep forever then so be it. Personally, i would rather know who the snakes are especially if there actually are 50% of our trusted delegates.  I am not afraid of the red pill. If BM and friends are evil, then I would rather find out sooner rather than later. Those who would rather keep their head in the sand and allow these crooks to walk among us are loving that blue pill flavor imo.

realistically this discussion is moot as soon as the voting starts but i for one am voting for 15 delegates if it means that we are instantly profitible and that only the collusion of 8 of my "closest family members" stabbing me simultaneously in the back is the only

only

only way that i can be harmed in the slightest

et tu brute. then fall cesar

in other words, if i cant trust my own family then im fucked anyway, at least i can stop living the lie and bask in the truth ( that I should not have been hanging out here in the first place and that the loudmouths on bitcointalk have been correct in warning me all along that BM simply wants to steal a few bucks from me and ruin his lifes work

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