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Title: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Tuck Fheman on May 30, 2015, 03:26:00 am
The BitShares Insider Trading Network

Backgound : BITN was born from ... https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16594.msg212313.html#msg212313 (https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16594.msg212313.html#msg212313) and https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16594.msg212639.html#msg212639 (https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16594.msg212639.html#msg212639)


Day 1 ...
(http://i.imgur.com/JD4AVfL.jpg)

Day 2 ...

(http://i.imgur.com/WMjbYjX.png)

Day 3 ...

(http://i.imgur.com/8AxVZa3.png)

Day 4 ...

(http://i.imgur.com/sxSFn9e.jpg)

Day 5 ...
(http://i.imgur.com/2EonIrM.png)

Day 6 ...
(http://i.imgur.com/PtQU1w4.jpg)

Day 7 ...
(http://i.imgur.com/eK8Iq5q.jpg)

Day 8 ...
(http://i.imgur.com/3Ot02ED.png)
Image Credit : Russ Hanneman

Day 9 ...
(http://i.imgur.com/KPsV93L.jpg)
Image Credit : Russ Hanneman

Later that day ...
(http://i.imgur.com/IFGCP6Y.jpg)
Image Credit : Russ Hanneman



BITN Resources


Tips : bitn
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Jon Snow on May 30, 2015, 04:39:19 am
I know nothing about this, please explain.
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: BunkerChainLabs-DataSecurityNode on May 30, 2015, 07:33:45 am
haha.. that was awesome.

You need to start a comic strip :)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: cass on May 30, 2015, 10:13:11 am
thank you for puttin a big smile on my face ;)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: fav on May 30, 2015, 10:40:16 am
 +5% LOL
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: sittingduck on May 30, 2015, 12:10:27 pm
Lol


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Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Ben Mason on May 30, 2015, 02:54:10 pm
lol brilliant!
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Buck Fankers on May 31, 2015, 03:30:52 am
Bahaha! Dude you're supposed to keep stuff like this interoffice.  ;)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Tuck Fheman on May 31, 2015, 07:35:15 am
Quote from: Buck Fankers on May 31, 2015, 03:30:52 am
Bahaha! Dude you're supposed to keep stuff like this interoffice.  ;)

u don't know me mf! =b
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Tuck Fheman on May 31, 2015, 07:39:59 am
i wish i hadn't run out of ideas and images, but it looks like this will be the end of the bitn, unless i start a fake newsletter! ;)

in the meantime, here's some of this weeks BitShares Insider Trading Network (https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16626.msg212733.html#msg212733) sekrut inside info.

glad everyone enjoyed the lulz!
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Tuck Fheman on May 31, 2015, 10:29:02 pm
BTW, WhaleClub has inspired me and I'll be starting up PlanktonClub soon where small stakes players can go over strategies on the slowest way to lose cryptocurrency.

Topics of discussion will include ...

More details to follow ...
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Riverhead on May 31, 2015, 11:07:31 pm

I love this place :).
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: cylonmaker2053 on June 01, 2015, 04:53:23 am
Quote from: Tuck Fheman on May 31, 2015, 10:29:02 pm
BTW, WhaleClub has inspired me and I'll be starting up PlanktonClub soon where small stakes players can go over strategies on the slowest way to lose cryptocurrency.

Topics of discussion will include ...
  • Charts are hard.
  • Who needs charts when you have dumb luck!
  • How to BTFATH and minimize your losses.
  • Sell the dip, buy the rip.
  • Why isn't my manual HFT against sophisticated bots working?
  • 'arbi' what?
  • Why didn't my 100 mio shitcoin arbitrage work?
  • WTF is volume?
  • I left my 999 mio shitcoin on an exchange and now ...
  • No, I didn't use escrow, why do you ask?
  • It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is dev???

More details to follow ...

 +5% +5% +5% +5% +5% +5% +5% +5% +5% +5% #BOOYAH
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Shentist on June 01, 2015, 11:18:45 am
PlanktonClub - hillarious  +5% +5% rofl.....
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Gentso1 on June 01, 2015, 12:15:01 pm
This went perfect with my morning coffee and now I am ready to take on the day, Thanks
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: mint chocolate chip on June 01, 2015, 04:48:29 pm
Quote from: Tuck Fheman on May 31, 2015, 10:29:02 pm
BTW, WhaleClub has inspired me and I'll be starting up PlanktonClub soon where small stakes players can go over strategies on the slowest way to lose cryptocurrency.

Topics of discussion will include ...
  • Charts are hard.
  • Who needs charts when you have dumb luck!
  • How to BTFATH and minimize your losses.
  • Sell the dip, buy the rip.
  • Why isn't my manual HFT against sophisticated bots working?
  • 'arbi' what?
  • Why didn't my 100 mio shitcoin arbitrage work?
  • WTF is volume?
  • I left my 999 mio shitcoin on an exchange and now ...
  • No, I didn't use escrow, why do you ask?
  • It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is dev???

More details to follow ...
Please I need Troll Box trading tips.
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Tuck Fheman on June 01, 2015, 10:30:10 pm
Quote from: bitsharesblog.com on June 01, 2015, 04:48:29 pm
Please I need Troll Box trading tips.

The last time I did that, I got this ... "You has been banned."  ;)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Tuck Fheman on June 01, 2015, 10:33:08 pm
I'm going to make this thread useful since it's getting some traffic. 

Each week, the BITN will be posting a breakdown of the dev hangouts and any other "inside information" we feel like posting ...

Hangout Breakdown ...

Edit : We found out we stepped on some biz toes, so we've removed all hangout transcripts from the forum and our blog so others may prosper.


Never forget ...
(http://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/news/these-are-not-the-doors-of-a-billionaire-scene-in-silicon-valley-is-epic-video-96056-7.jpg)
... these are not the doors of a billionaire ...

... these are!
(http://www.modernracer.com/memfeatures/carcutaways/lamborghinimurcielagoinsidesthum.jpg)

With the BITN, in no time you'll be saying ...
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/fb1074d69e2c82f7671c39bfa49f38c5/tumblr_no1lzcGMFW1trb5guo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on June 02, 2015, 01:26:28 am
I like what I see here, so I bought you out Tuck. By the way, you're fired.

We all, well, all except Tuck, will be joining the three comma club my friends, Tequila for everyone (http://cdn.hbowatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/SiliconValleyS5E8.jpg)!
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: CLains on June 02, 2015, 05:55:05 pm
sign me up for the planktonclub lol :D
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on June 03, 2015, 01:02:53 am
Quote from: CLains on June 02, 2015, 05:55:05 pm
sign me up for the planktonclub lol :D

You should also join the BITN. Why? Because you can't prove that joining the BITN won't make you a member of the three comma club, therefore it will.
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on June 03, 2015, 09:44:46 pm
BITN Resources

If you know of a sekrut BITN tool not listed here, please post it for all BITN members benefit.
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Ander on June 03, 2015, 09:54:13 pm
Planktonclub, lol.

Reminds me a while back when some guy was bragging in the bter trollbox about how he had made this awesome trade in NAS or some stupid coin like that, and it had gone up 100%.  And the volume on NAS during that time had been basically nothing, so what had happened i that the guy had bought .01 BTC of it and had sold it for .02, making a whole 2 bucks. 

He was giving these tips about trading some coin that had like $5 a day in trading volume, as if you could make anything from that at all. :)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: cylonmaker2053 on June 03, 2015, 10:00:05 pm
Quote from: Ander on June 03, 2015, 09:54:13 pm
Planktonclub, lol.

Reminds me a while back when some guy was bragging in the bter trollbox about how he had made this awesome trade in NAS or some stupid coin like that, and it had gone up 100%.  And the volume on NAS during that time had been basically nothing, so what had happened i that the guy had bought .01 BTC of it and had sold it for .02, making a whole 2 bucks. 

He was giving these tips about trading some coin that had like $5 a day in trading volume, as if you could make anything from that at all. :)

ha yeah not just that, but these highly illiquid coins mean that even if it looks like you've made a 100% gain, when you go to unwind your position you'll end up crashing the market and getting right back to where you started!

LIQUIDITY LIQUIDITY LIQUIDITY
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on June 03, 2015, 11:55:42 pm
(http://www.themaori.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/poiii.jpg)
PoI - Proof of Immunity

The BITN is happy to announce our new, "Proof of Immunity" asset.

With PoI or bitPoI as we're calling it, you're immune to any insider trading investigations. The more "Proof of Immunity" you own, the more immune you are, it's that simple!

But wait, it gets better!

We don't actually have an asset ready to role out or a company formed, I mean basically we're untraceable at this point, so what better way to get this ball rolling than with a fundraiser, amirite!?

To ease any concerns, here are a few photos I've randomly selected from LinkedIn profiles of individuals who may or may not be aware they one day, with your donations, will work on the PoI team and help you join the 3 Comma Club, like me!

(http://api.ning.com/files/v1kRS4vmy*gejQV-oLXA4WES*INefAfnNUgBErz2E32*piUYqsDoFiR9ZbMWrWRUWvyFmLbjCxi7I0OW4DZJx4vQuAPj-dWb/SUNNYKING.jpg?width=184&height=184&crop=1%3A1)(http://rack.2.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzAzLzA3LzYxL2RvcmlhbnNhdG9zLjA2ZDVmLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTk1MHg1MzQjCmUJanBn/d6fc7431/68e/dorian-satoshi-
nakamoto.jpg)
Sunny King
Satoshi Nakamoto


This is not a complete list, it's just a teaser.

Other dev's that are unaware they will be working for us, once fundraising is complete, include : Evan Duffield, Charlie Lee, Jackson Palmer and all of the dev's working at the Corona Dapp Network (of course!).

Start donating to your immunity today!

http://proofofimmunitydonations.cam (http://proofofimmunitydonations.gov)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Tuck Fheman on June 05, 2015, 05:30:19 am
You've taken my masterpiece thread and ruined it Russ. You might as well put a Tequila bottle on my delete key.
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on June 10, 2015, 01:12:35 am
Quote from: Tuck Fheman on June 05, 2015, 05:30:19 am
You've taken my masterpiece thread and ruined it Russ. You might as well put a Tequila bottle on my delete key.

Just because you're the guy in the house doing all the _______ doesn't mean you get to talk to me like this Tuck. You were fired -- deal with it.

Why are we billionaires treated so poorly?

Gavin Belson once argued that, "billionaires are actually treated worse than the Jews, and we didn't even do anything wrong".
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: fuzzy on June 10, 2015, 07:48:47 am
Tuck...you might be one of my favorites...
Ever.
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on June 12, 2015, 02:24:06 pm
Quote from: Tuck Fheman on June 12, 2015, 01:49:19 pm
This weeks BITN Sekret Inside Trader Hangout Transcripts ...

https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16828.msg215616.html#msg215616 (https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16828.msg215616.html#msg215616)

https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16861.msg215930.html#msg215930 (https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16861.msg215930.html#msg215930)

Knock Knock. Who's there? This guy! Russ here, I've just listened to these fantastic new hangout sessions with all of the BITN members and I must say -- it's time to buy you all out!

Alright fellas what are we doing here? Make your offers losers, cause if you don't sell out now -- actually it would be better if you did, so make your offers -- but, try to keep them under 1500 Satoshi. Remember, I put a little thing called "the radio" on another thing called "the internet", and that's how I made $1.2 B by the time I was 22 years young. Now a couple of decades later, I'm worth $1.4 -- you do the math. I mean seriously, I'm a genius, right? As soon as this I3DIOT (https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16883.msg215973.html#msg215973) idea takes off I'm on my way to rebillionizing.





Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on June 13, 2015, 02:12:38 am
Day 8 ...

(http://i.imgur.com/3Ot02ED.png)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: cylonmaker2053 on June 13, 2015, 07:44:58 pm
Quote from: Russ Hanneman on June 13, 2015, 02:12:38 am
Day 8 ...

(http://i.imgur.com/3Ot02ED.png)

 +5% +5% +5%

"No one ever got laid putting money in the bank." <--Brilliant!
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on June 14, 2015, 10:18:23 am
This is a BITN Exclusive!

Have you ever wondered what goes on in the Mumble session "Smoking Room"? Here's a BITN exclusive clip from last weeks session.

https://soundcloud.com/russ-hanneman/smoking-room-hangout-6-12-15 (https://soundcloud.com/russ-hanneman/smoking-room-hangout-6-12-15)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on June 18, 2015, 04:54:11 am
Day 9 ...

(http://i.imgur.com/KPsV93L.jpg)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on June 18, 2015, 05:41:45 am
Day 9 Later ...

(http://i.imgur.com/IFGCP6Y.jpg)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Tuck Fheman on June 19, 2015, 02:30:40 pm
Russ, I believe you've outdone me. Those last three were not only timely, but classic.  ;D
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Russ Hanneman on October 29, 2015, 07:14:04 pm
https://youtu.be/LdHKIx6smag (https://youtu.be/LdHKIx6smag)
Title: Re: BitShares Insider Trading Network
Post by: Tuck Fheman on November 04, 2015, 12:22:55 am
Quote from: Russ Hanneman on October 29, 2015, 07:14:04 pm
https://youtu.be/LdHKIx6smag (https://youtu.be/LdHKIx6smag)

fucker  :P

I'm adding a new class to Plankton Club ... "How-To Get Margin Called and Start Fresh in Crypto"