If I could afford to live anywhere, I could also afford to live no where!
I'd pay off the rest of my mortgage and use it as a homebase (storage facility) and use my riches to travel around the world living in different places for a span of months and move to the next place. 
I'd love to checkout New Zealand, Thailand, Greece, Malta, Holland,... everywhere really
I hear that! but I think I could only travel for six months or so at a time just long enough to get a decent grasp on a language before I'd need to go back to homebase for some stability and consistency, and to see friends and stuff.
I also think I'd need to keep a house in Ohio though, but I'd spend most of my time in Uruguay (if I had to pick now, surmising based on online pictures and what i read on the internet). I don't fit in here but I would miss my family quite a bit. In spite of how fucked the culture is (in my mind- some folks love it here-- maybe I'm just biased from growing up here) it is gorgeous in certain places. I tried to pick you guys out a few pictures that are quintessentially ohio:
http://karenchandler.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/old_shedweb.jpg - this place is littered with old barns that look alot like this. there was one right behind the house i grew up in, in the middle of a village (the one pictured seems to be more country than that) that recently got torn down and I had no idea how much it made an impression on me until it disappeared.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LH9ZK8yRQdM/THBdnUM8arI/AAAAAAAABEI/e8QTzGtGkAo/s1600/IMG_2389.JPG - most of the state looks like this, with the exception of cities and few hilly, heavily wooded areas here and there
http://www.nal.usda.gov/ric/images/fscases3.jpg - I don't know if this is ohio or not but its close enough to remind of the wooded areas we have around here. the northeast and western part of the state is unbelievably flat. but east-southeastern ohio/amish country is hilly as hell! this doesn't even quite capture that.
its also especially gorgeous here in the fall:
http://www.davidroyko.com/photos/undefined/Autumn-Ohio-Fairmount.JPGI wish I could go take my own pictures for you guys but I have no ride at the moment. I know some really great places for looking at.
Bulgaria looks beautiful! Seems very mountainous, and it looks like it might rain in some of those pictures. Ohio doesn't really have any true mountains so that's something I have yet to really experience much of. I like the way that town at the bottom of the mountain looks architecturally as well. What's Bulgarian culture like? I had one of those spontaneous week long friendships with a dude from Bulgaria before he moved on, can't even remember his name now but we got on pretty good. He always talked about it like it seemed a place worth visiting, so now I think of that guy every-time somebody mentions Bulgaria. I know a greek dude that I can't help but think about everytime somebody mentions greece as well.
I noticed several votes for Thailand. It looks very pretty but I don't know if I would do very well in a more conservative asian culture, I've never been too talented at tact, and I do love my weed. Seems like it might be a nice place for me to visit though. Why does Thailand stand out for you guys?
Empirical, how much poker did you have to play online to get THAT good? any good resources you would recommend for somebody interested in going that route? I play on sealwithclubs sometimes and usually get my ass handed to me, which I find strange because I wasn't that bad for a beginner when I used to play for money on PokerStars (before the U.S. banned financial institutions from making deposits for gambling sites)
thanks for feeding my daydreams guys. lol!