It gets worse...
Phew, you had me worried there for a moment Toast.
But then I realized, hang on this is an actual well made photograph with proper lighting, exposure focus, framing and everything. Never has such a thing been seen or produced before in anything related to bitshares, so this must be a hoax! See the hoaxer gave himself away by producing a too perfect picture, it's a dead giveaway, nice try though.
Oh wait, just noticed, the framing actually sucks with the cut through the feet, OH NO EVERYBODY RUN!!