Collect all BTSTV (user) bounties here by leaving your BTS address.
We're offering a 1000 BTS bounty for anyone who posts a new identity idea for us to transform into. We relinquished our identity due to request for censorship several times. So now, if we register your proposed name and post under it, then you get 1000 BTS for inspiring us to live again.
In order to keep from getting censored, we've taken the liberty of giving you the liberty of filling in the blanks with whatever ______(adjective)( 1 )____ phrase that ______(whatever)( 2 )______. It's BTSTV (user) Mad Libs Edition! We will be offering bounty tips to the top 3 entries. Just submit your entry in this thread (by listing your individual answers to the ( 9 ) underscored blanks we left blank for you). Enter early and often. We'll pay these 3 bounties out as soon as we get a big, medium, and small laugh out of the answers. Bounty tips are as follows:
1st place: 350 BTS (big laugh)
2nd place: 250 BTS (chuckle prize)
3rd place: 150 BTS (smirk)
This guy just received the last 350 BTS bounty with “celebrity delegates”
BTSTV, you talk far too much.
And yet you have 6 times as many posts
Other bounties that we need to verify an address before sending are: CLains 800, Roadkill 50, Currencydebt 100. Post addresses here because we won't be there.https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php?topic=7285.0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdssuOmp1dE
The meek can, for the first time in history, swarm globally and free ourselves from our psychopathic “protectors.”
When you're in love and you're in a moment, you're in it forever.
As long as the Internet is up, your net worth on paper is secondary to your net worth in bytes. The internet is a fragile insect. Emerge from the singularity in reverse and realize that you forever remain the same age as the first moment you fell in love.
We're not even promising redemption this time:
If I am able to return, it will be in a different and more exciting form.
We returned to launch BTSTV, a reality trading TV program in homage to our Jersey bro Jeff Krull:
"You can't make this stuff up"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBqkPAtKQN8
And 1 more thing about the 1000 BTS bounty for selecting a new identity for us. You will receive an extra 500 BTS if it draws direct requests for self censorship like:
Would you consider changing your name and adjust your post or delete it?
Your name is offensive to many BitShares supporters. Could you please update it
Yes, we will respect censorship requests. We always have. We are just following our 3000 year destiny: birth, censorship, death, rinse and repeat. There is freedom of expression only when you cannot be offended.
Someone ban this shithead