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Offline mint chocolate chip

The Real Satoshi Nakamoto
« on: May 16, 2015, 04:36:58 AM »

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Satoshi Nakamoto please stand up?
I repeat will the real Satoshi Nakamoto please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a techie person before
Jaws all on the floor like SEC and FIDRA just burst in the door
Started whoopin' fiats ass worse than before, they first get dispersed
Transacting faster than before
It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Satoshi said
Nothing you idiots Satoshi's fled, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
Libertarian men love Nakamoto, chicka chicka chicka Satoshi I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around mining his you know what
Confirmin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your broker's back rooms
Sometimes I want to see Satoshi on TV and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Goldman Sachs to abuse
My bitcoin is on your lips, my bitcoin is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what Bitcoin's blockchain is.
Of course they gonna know what a ledger is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the Reddit channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but holders,
Well some of us traders, who work other currencies and hope.
But if we can short crypto assets and the peg is dope
Then there's no reason that bitshares can't see a rising slope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
Bitcoiners just suppose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Satoshi Nakamoto, yes I'm the real Satoshi Nakamoto
All you other Satoshi Nakamotos are just imitating
So won't the real Satoshi Nakamoto, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
'Cause I'm Satoshi Nakamoto, yes I'm the real Satoshi
All you other Satoshi Nakamotos are just imitating
So won't the real Satoshi Nakamoto, please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up
...
Haha, I guess there's a Satoshi Nakamoto in all of us,
Fuck it,
Let's all stand up

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/business/decoding-the-enigma-of-satoshi-nakamoto-and-the-birth-of-bitcoin.html?_r=1

Offline Riverhead

Re: The Real Satoshi Nakamoto
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2015, 04:40:25 AM »
Well done!

Offline BitcoinJesus2.O

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Re: The Real Satoshi Nakamoto
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2015, 05:59:31 AM »
This is why he left the limelight.  He did not want his true identity to be a distraction from his message, because that's what people love to do:  focus on the individual because they are too lazy to learn his message.

This is why I cannot reveal my true identity (because then people would focus on who I am and ignore what I'm saying).

That's why they make fun of Stan and Dan, and their persona, because it distracts from their message (which is hard work to learn to understand)(and people love to avoid the "w" word).

Maybe someday, when I have nothing left to say, I will let the cat out of the bag (because you can never put it back in)

privacy is valuable

who is this guy, and why do I suddenly feel like I want his autograph (such anonymity):



« Last Edit: May 16, 2015, 06:01:40 AM by BitcoinJesus2.O »

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Re: The Real Satoshi Nakamoto
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2015, 07:50:12 AM »
Nice!

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Re: The Real Satoshi Nakamoto
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2015, 09:52:35 AM »
Well done  8) 8) 8)
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Re: The Real Satoshi Nakamoto
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2015, 05:44:59 PM »
 +5% :)
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Re: The Real Satoshi Nakamoto
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2015, 08:05:51 AM »
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