Buy/Short Walk me through in the chat

[38PTSWarrior]

aloha is also in the chat and wants to .. play the market game

[38PTSWarrior]

Hi, could one of you come to the chat and walk me through a buy/short thingy? I need someone who tells me to click here, then there. And in case the ask or short wins (didn't figure this one out yet) to tell me where to click for covering with the long.

Most of what I am writing here I don't undertand. Also what the median price is (doesn't show in my client). Right now I don't want to understand, only do.

Ok, I am in the chat now, hope to see you soon.