I...am "the hadrian"
I'm sorry I was nowhere to be seen back in December. I missed your cry for help "the beaver".
If you're still lurking feel free to come back as "the coypu" and try again..

I'm terribly offended by your use of the offensive sexual term "beaver". I hope you get banned.

Edit: beaver has been banned (upon his request).

I...am "the beaver"
Ban me before I cut down all your trees and foliage....