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Offline JWF

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You are a gentleman and a scholar. Your kindness is only outweighed by your generosity and good looks.

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Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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2nd prize goes to House (without the Love Lance references that I've sworn to Joey-D to minimize, it would have achieved first prize).  It's a little depressing (so no TL;DR), and a bit off topic, but the prose was a rose, so get paid my lad.

aww shucks... thanks guys, I must admit I was influenced by Joey-D' colourful expressions ;D
I shall keep it clean(er) from here on in.

Offline onceuponatime

Dear DA:

I have sent you the funds to double the prizes in this thread for the lucky winners.
My God, they deserve it!!!

Offline mint chocolate chip

Whats your btsx?

currencydebt

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It don't look like its registered, (its giving me the option to register it).

Whats up?

My plan all along to win the most embarrassing (https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php?topic=10499) title... try again.
« Last Edit: November 02, 2014, 07:36:42 am by currencydebt »

Offline mint chocolate chip

Woohoo!!! On the podium!

I would like to thank everyone that made this possible.

Offline onceuponatime

The talented Vizz takes this:

TL;DR:

By thy long neckbeard and glossed over eyes
Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?
I lost it all in Mintpal
Forsooth should’ve entrusted it to thee

Nice work.

2nd prize goes to House (without the Love Lance references that I've sworn to Joey-D to minimize, it would have achieved first prize).  It's a little depressing (so no TL;DR), and a bit off topic, but the prose was a rose, so get paid my lad.

3rd prize goes to:
 currencydebt and fourth goes to JWF

I'll start the payouts pronto.

Honorable mention goes to onceuponatime's neat-o haiku:

I'm-doub-ling-D-A's
prize-off-er-ing-I-will-oun
ly-pro-vide-the-funds

      -once-up-on-a-time

very creative my friend.
Dear DA:

What is your true btsx handle and I will forward you funds forthwith (Or is that forsooth?)

Offline fuzzy

WhaleShares==DKP; BitShares is our Community! 
ShareBits and WhaleShares = Love :D

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The November discovery was a blast
to find that PTS was available at last
That when the mining did begin
and my processors tried to win

Day by day I watched my stake increase
though only a few PTS at a time
In mid March i tried to press the crease
by upping my ability to mine

I feared it was to late
to increase my stake without a buy
it had become obvious to me
the GPUs were really about to fly

The price wandered north and south
my attention went awry
I didn't notice the price
had given a nice big spike

Now I sit and watch
as the prices take a dive
I think back to those times and wish
that I would have paid for shares instead of mine.

BTSx- JWF

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Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

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Late at night while once asleep,
I dreamed a dream, of Crypto’s Peak.
Then morning came, the trades I’d made
Had multiplied thrice what I’d paid.

With muffled squeal I celebrated
I felt so good I masturbated
Then lay so calm upon my bed
With cigarette and Johnnie Walker Red

Then with the sweat, still on my back
I pillowed up, plugged in my mac
I checked my balance on BTER’s bourse
My shares had crashed like a dead horse

So “anti-up” I told myself
“Go Protoshares” came out my mouth
So nervously I purchased some
then made my bed and cleaned up the cum

I watched the trades go to and fro
Sometimes real high, sometimes real low
I contemplated selling out
But greed did need, so I held out

“Yippee, Hoorah Bitshares is here”
I said out loud, to awkward stares
“No don’t you see, look understand
This is the PTS promise land”

I thought I’d made it, true to my stance
I’d held my shares through the advance
Until BM and Stan  and team
Set dynomite under my dream.

I felt betrayed, confabulated
[Deep breath] I mured, with patience waited
Inevitably, I must decry
“PTS is dead” [with heavy sigh]


BTSX - houseofpereira
« Last Edit: October 23, 2014, 07:46:28 am by House »

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Though I got my angelshares for less,
I should have got me some PTS.

Still would have gotten a snapshot share,
Then immediately dumped PTS like a bear.

Could have done that a few times,
Much more profitable than virtual mines.

Opportunity cost of not getting paid,
Meant a lower chance of getting laid.

The decision was near-sighted,
but now we all are reunited.

Hopefully I will not end up a buffoon,
Cause no BTS for sale till we get to the moon.

BTSX: currencydebt

I like it  +5%

It is a rap tune right? (Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulIOrQasR18)
« Last Edit: October 23, 2014, 06:10:15 am by tonyk »
Lack of arbitrage is the problem, isn't it. And this 'should' solves it.


Offline mint chocolate chip

Though I got my angelshares for less,
I should have got me some PTS.

Still would have gotten a snapshot share,
Then immediately dumped PTS like a bear.

Could have done that a few times,
Much more profitable than virtual mines.

Opportunity cost of not getting paid,
Meant a lower chance of getting laid.

The decision was near-sighted,
but now we all are reunited.

Hopefully I will not end up a buffoon,
Cause no BTS for sale till we get to the moon.

BTSX: currencydebt
« Last Edit: October 23, 2014, 06:02:48 am by currencydebt »

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An early entry from the talented Vizzini, which I hope you'll consider. Too busy to write next week:
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It was an ancient crypthead
And he stoppeth one of three
By thy long neckbeard and glossed over eyes
Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?

He held him with his white-knuckl’d hand
‘There is a DAC’ quoth he
‘It’ll replace your bank and so much more
Our future is plain to see’

‘Hold off! Unhand me, delusion'd loon!
My money stays in Cryptsy!
Some Bitcoin, Namecoin, a little Doge
Scant PTS I have already!’

On and on through summer’s heat
Besmirched with Gox and pools
I sold my meager DAC stakes
And heeded the cries of fools

Money, money everywhere
And not a penny for me
I lost it all in Mintpal
Forsooth should’ve entrusted it to thee

I wish I’d put it all in BTSX!

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Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.