BitShares Insider Trading Network

[Tuck Fheman]

https://youtu.be/LdHKIx6smag

fucker 

I'm adding a new class to Plankton Club ... "How-To Get Margin Called and Start Fresh in Crypto"

[Russ Hanneman]

https://youtu.be/LdHKIx6smag

[Tuck Fheman]

Russ, I believe you've outdone me. Those last three were not only timely, but classic. 

[Russ Hanneman]

Day 9 Later ...

[Russ Hanneman]

Day 9 ...

[Russ Hanneman]

This is a BITN Exclusive!

Have you ever wondered what goes on in the Mumble session "Smoking Room"? Here's a BITN exclusive clip from last weeks session.

https://soundcloud.com/russ-hanneman/smoking-room-hangout-6-12-15

[cylonmaker2053]

Day 8 ...

 

"No one ever got laid putting money in the bank." <--Brilliant!

[Russ Hanneman]

Day 8 ...

[Russ Hanneman]

This weeks BITN Sekret Inside Trader Hangout Transcripts ...

https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16828.msg215616.html#msg215616

https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16861.msg215930.html#msg215930

Knock Knock. Who's there? This guy! Russ here, I've just listened to these fantastic new hangout sessions with all of the BITN members and I must say -- it's time to buy you all out!

Alright fellas what are we doing here? Make your offers losers, cause if you don't sell out now -- actually it would be better if you did, so make your offers -- but, try to keep them under 1500 Satoshi. Remember, I put a little thing called "the radio" on another thing called "the internet", and that's how I made $1.2 B by the time I was 22 years young. Now a couple of decades later, I'm worth $1.4 -- you do the math. I mean seriously, I'm a genius, right? As soon as this I3DIOT idea takes off I'm on my way to rebillionizing.

[fuzzy]

Tuck...you might be one of my favorites...
Ever.

[Russ Hanneman]

You've taken my masterpiece thread and ruined it Russ. You might as well put a Tequila bottle on my delete key.

Just because you're the guy in the house doing all the _______ doesn't mean you get to talk to me like this Tuck. You were fired -- deal with it.

Why are we billionaires treated so poorly?

Gavin Belson once argued that, "billionaires are actually treated worse than the Jews, and we didn't even do anything wrong".

[Tuck Fheman]

You've taken my masterpiece thread and ruined it Russ. You might as well put a Tequila bottle on my delete key.

[Russ Hanneman]

PoI - Proof of Immunity

The BITN is happy to announce our new, "Proof of Immunity" asset.

With PoI or bitPoI as we're calling it, you're immune to any insider trading investigations. The more "Proof of Immunity" you own, the more immune you are, it's that simple!

But wait, it gets better!

We don't actually have an asset ready to role out or a company formed, I mean basically we're untraceable at this point, so what better way to get this ball rolling than with a fundraiser, amirite!?

To ease any concerns, here are a few photos I've randomly selected from LinkedIn profiles of individuals who may or may not be aware they one day, with your donations, will work on the PoI team and help you join the 3 Comma Club, like me!

Sunny King	Satoshi Nakamoto

This is not a complete list, it's just a teaser.

Other dev's that are unaware they will be working for us, once fundraising is complete, include : Evan Duffield, Charlie Lee, Jackson Palmer and all of the dev's working at the Corona Dapp Network (of course!).

Start donating to your immunity today!

http://proofofimmunitydonations.cam

[cylonmaker2053]

Planktonclub, lol.

Reminds me a while back when some guy was bragging in the bter trollbox about how he had made this awesome trade in NAS or some stupid coin like that, and it had gone up 100%.  And the volume on NAS during that time had been basically nothing, so what had happened i that the guy had bought .01 BTC of it and had sold it for .02, making a whole 2 bucks. 

He was giving these tips about trading some coin that had like $5 a day in trading volume, as if you could make anything from that at all.

ha yeah not just that, but these highly illiquid coins mean that even if it looks like you've made a 100% gain, when you go to unwind your position you'll end up crashing the market and getting right back to where you started!

LIQUIDITY LIQUIDITY LIQUIDITY

[Ander]

Planktonclub, lol.

Reminds me a while back when some guy was bragging in the bter trollbox about how he had made this awesome trade in NAS or some stupid coin like that, and it had gone up 100%.  And the volume on NAS during that time had been basically nothing, so what had happened i that the guy had bought .01 BTC of it and had sold it for .02, making a whole 2 bucks. 

He was giving these tips about trading some coin that had like $5 a day in trading volume, as if you could make anything from that at all.

[Russ Hanneman]

BITN Resources

• Sekrut Source - If our SS inside tips are wrong, we're all in trouble!
• Sekrut BITN Rich List - The BRL is where you can see how your stack measures up. *NEW
• Sekrut Newsletter - The Newsletter used by BITN professionals.
• Sekrut PreRelease Clients - Only BITN members have access to these alpha clients.
• Sekrut bitAsset Overview - The SBO is only for 1337 traders in BITN.
• Sekrut Delegate Page - The SDP is a useful tool for voting on BITN delegates.
• Sekrut Insider Trading Tracker - Here's where your BITN monthly fees really pay off. With the SITT, you'll know what's coming before the outsiders.
• Sekrut Exchange Complex - BITN members can perform cross-blockchain limit orders at the SEC! *UNDER DEVELOPMENT
• Sekrut Hangouts with Insider Traders - This is where you get all the poop on what's happening.

If you know of a sekrut BITN tool not listed here, please post it for all BITN members benefit.

[Russ Hanneman]

sign me up for the planktonclub lol

You should also join the BITN. Why? Because you can't prove that joining the BITN won't make you a member of the three comma club, therefore it will.

[CLains]

sign me up for the planktonclub lol

[Russ Hanneman]

I like what I see here, so I bought you out Tuck. By the way, you're fired.

We all, well, all except Tuck, will be joining the three comma club my friends, Tequila for everyone!

[Tuck Fheman]

I'm going to make this thread useful since it's getting some traffic. 

Each week, the BITN will be posting a breakdown of the dev hangouts and any other "inside information" we feel like posting ...

Hangout Breakdown ...

Edit : We found out we stepped on some biz toes, so we've removed all hangout transcripts from the forum and our blog so others may prosper.


Never forget ...

... these are not the doors of a billionaire ...

... these are!


With the BITN, in no time you'll be saying ...

[Tuck Fheman]

Please I need Troll Box trading tips.

The last time I did that, I got this ... "You has been banned." 

[mint chocolate chip]

BTW, WhaleClub has inspired me and I'll be starting up PlanktonClub soon where small stakes players can go over strategies on the slowest way to lose cryptocurrency.

Topics of discussion will include ...

• Charts are hard.
• Who needs charts when you have dumb luck!
• How to BTFATH and minimize your losses.
• Sell the dip, buy the rip.
• Why isn't my manual HFT against sophisticated bots working?
• 'arbi' what?
• Why didn't my 100 mio shitcoin arbitrage work?
• WTF is volume?
• I left my 999 mio shitcoin on an exchange and now ...
• No, I didn't use escrow, why do you ask?
• It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is dev???

More details to follow ...

Please I need Troll Box trading tips.

[Gentso1]

This went perfect with my morning coffee and now I am ready to take on the day, Thanks

[Shentist]

PlanktonClub - hillarious  rofl.....

[cylonmaker2053]

BTW, WhaleClub has inspired me and I'll be starting up PlanktonClub soon where small stakes players can go over strategies on the slowest way to lose cryptocurrency.

Topics of discussion will include ...

• Charts are hard.
• Who needs charts when you have dumb luck!
• How to BTFATH and minimize your losses.
• Sell the dip, buy the rip.
• Why isn't my manual HFT against sophisticated bots working?
• 'arbi' what?
• Why didn't my 100 mio shitcoin arbitrage work?
• WTF is volume?
• I left my 999 mio shitcoin on an exchange and now ...
• No, I didn't use escrow, why do you ask?
• It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is dev???

More details to follow ...

  #BOOYAH

[Riverhead]

I love this place .

[Tuck Fheman]

BTW, WhaleClub has inspired me and I'll be starting up PlanktonClub soon where small stakes players can go over strategies on the slowest way to lose cryptocurrency.

Topics of discussion will include ...

• Charts are hard.
• Who needs charts when you have dumb luck!
• How to BTFATH and minimize your losses.
• Sell the dip, buy the rip.
• Why isn't my manual HFT against sophisticated bots working?
• 'arbi' what?
• Why didn't my 100 mio shitcoin arbitrage work?
• WTF is volume?
• I left my 999 mio shitcoin on an exchange and now ...
• No, I didn't use escrow, why do you ask?
• It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is dev???

More details to follow ...

[Tuck Fheman]

i wish i hadn't run out of ideas and images, but it looks like this will be the end of the bitn, unless i start a fake newsletter!

in the meantime, here's some of this weeks BitShares Insider Trading Network sekrut inside info.

glad everyone enjoyed the lulz!

[Tuck Fheman]

Bahaha! Dude you're supposed to keep stuff like this interoffice. 

u don't know me mf! =b

[Buck Fankers]

Bahaha! Dude you're supposed to keep stuff like this interoffice. 

[Ben Mason]

lol brilliant!

[sittingduck]

Lol


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  LOL

[cass]

thank you for puttin a big smile on my face

[BunkerChainLabs-DataSecurityNode]

haha.. that was awesome.

You need to start a comic strip

[Jon Snow]

I know nothing about this, please explain.

[Tuck Fheman]

The BitShares Insider Trading Network

Backgound : BITN was born from ... https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16594.msg212313.html#msg212313 and https://bitsharestalk.org/index.php/topic,16594.msg212639.html#msg212639


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Image Credit : Russ Hanneman

Day 9 ...

Image Credit : Russ Hanneman

Later that day ...

Image Credit : Russ Hanneman



BITN Resources

• Sekrut Source - If our SS inside tips are wrong, we're all in trouble!
• Sekrut Newsletter - The Newsletter used by BITN professionals.
• Sekrut PreRelease Clients - Only BITN members have access to these alpha clients.
• Sekrut bitAsset Overview - The SBO is only for 1337 traders in BITN.
• Sekrut Delegate Page - The SDP is a useful tool for voting on BITN delegates.
• Sekrut Insider Trading Tracker - Here's where your BITN monthly fees really pay off. With the SITT, you'll know what's coming before the outsiders.
• Sekrut Hangouts with Insider Traders - This is where you get all the poop on what's happening.

Tips : bitn