Or write them back two words: "Jury Nullification" - they'll probably forget you exist.
The last request I received for jury duty was in 2007.
I use to receive them yearly and simply checked the box that I had a child under the age of ... whatever it required them to be to get out of jury duty.
Coincidentally 2007 was when my drivers license expired and I never renewed it.
I tried renewing it four times and failed.
1st time I tried online, only to be informed that they needed an updated image of me.
2nd time I tried at the DMV. I stood in line for 30 minutes to be informed their system was now down.
3rd time I waited too long to come back (because ...
fuck them for wasting my time twice) to try again and was informed I now needed to retake the drivers test, but there was no one available to give me the drivers test.
4th time I waited in line for nearly an hour to be told there was no one available to give me the drivers test.
So I gave up and never looked back, even while driving.

I'll pay the $200+ fine instead IF they ever pull me over again, which is highly unlikely where I drive.
And knowing most of the Sheriff's in my area ... who are either taking kickbacks from local drug dealers or just look the other way unless you've shot someone ... they'll let me go with a warning.
